Out of context 3

"At least it was just vacuuming and not a hardcore intimate cleaning"

Sara out of context 2

Remember kids:

"It is not ok to jump off a boat, even for rodents hanging on to a kite!"

Sara on Superheroes

Josh: "Did you see the trailer for the new Avengers movie?"
Sara: "Not yet, does it look cool?"
Josh: "Actually, yeah it looks like it will be a pretty awesome movie"
Sara: "Is the Green Lantern in it?"
Josh: "No he's in a different comic book company"
Sara: "He should be in it, I mean seriously, who doesn't want to see Ryan Renolds?"
Josh: "He's in the Justice League with Superman and Batman, I think they're making a movie for that sometime too"
Sara: "Boo, I hate Batman. He's so depressing and sad. Plus HE TALKS DOWN HERE LIKE THIS"
(Sara does her best batman impersonation with the low grainy voice)
Sara: "All he does is make people depressed till they give up."
Josh: "What? You think all Batman does is make people depressed until they give up?"
Sara: "Yeah didn't you watch his movie?"


I thought I had... but I must have missed something.

Sara on Yeti

Josh: "Scientists think they've found proof of a Yeti"
Sara: "What!?! How do they know it's not just an old person or a young person with white hair?"
Josh: "I love that the first thing you thought of was an old person when you think of white hair what about an Albino?"
Sara: "Please, I know way more old people than albinos"


I got schooled again.

Fish Movies

There is far too much crazy for me to give you context for this one. Sara saw a trailer for a movie about a dolphin and started in:

Sara: "I HATE FISH MOVIES, I hate 'em, hate hate hate hate HATE! Ever since Free Willy I have never liked fish movies. I have such angst for fish movies. hate hate hate hate... except for Jaws, I liked that one."